Dam Slam – Shredding Pomme de Terre

What is the Dam Slam?

The best dam annual event at Pomme de Terre lake. A mystical retreat to Rancho Relaxo.

Partying

24/7 Partying Options Available*
Campfires, Smores, Beverages
12 Acres of Wooded Trails

*lesser partying options available upon request

Boating

Sport and Leisure Boating
Tubing, Swimming, Beverages
12.36 sq Miles of Lake

Debut Appearance of The African Queen

Fishing

Sport and Leisure Fishing Expeditions
Black/White Crappie, Largemouth Bass
Muskie, Walleye, Catfish, Bluegill, Buffalo

Bring your rods, reels, and a MO fishing license!

Why The Dam Slam?

We started this event to share the beauty and awe of Rancho Relaxo and Pomme de Terre lake with our friends! The Haney family have been setting up camp and exploring the area for a few years now and had the realization that many of the people in our lives have only heard rumors or seen pictures of this magical land. No more! Whether you are a seasoned lake rat or a city dweller, ALL ARE WELCOME at Rancho Relaxo!

The Players

Meet The Stars of Rancho Relaxo

The African Queen

24' Party Barge

(L)orelei

Speed, Baby!

Brown Eye

Haulin Ass, Lookin Good

The Mule

Stuck? Nope!

Testimonials

Here's some witty remarks and innuendo

Charlie and Rosie Allnut

The African Queen

Charlie Allnut: [exasperated and angry] Well I ain't sorry for you no more, ya crazy, psalm-singing, skinny old maid!

Charlie Allnut: What are you being so mean for, Miss? A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
Rose Sayer: Nature, Mr. Allnut, is what we are put in this world to rise above.

Rose Sayer: [after travelling through the rapids] Now that I've had a taste of it I don't wonder why you love boating.

Clemens Brentano

(L)orelei

From : Zu Bacharach am Rheine

In the poem, the beautiful Lore Lay, betrayed by her sweetheart, is accused of bewitching men and causing their death. Rather than sentence her to death, the bishop consigns her to a nunnery. On the way thereto, accompanied by three knights, she comes to the Lorelei rock. She asks permission to climb it and view the Rhine once again. She does so and thinking that she sees her love in the Rhine, falls to her death; the rock still retained an echo of her name afterwards.

Van Morrison

Brown Eye

Hey, where did we go
Days when the rains came ?
Down in the hollow
Playing a new game,

Laughing and a-running, hey, hey,
Skipping and a-jumping

In the misty morning fog with
Our, our hearts a-thumping

And you, my brown-eyed girl,
You, my brown-eyed girl.

The Lake is Calling, Will You Answer?

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Welcome to The Dam Slam!

We Specialize In Lake and Lake Related Activities

What is the Dam Slam?

Partying

Boating

Fishing

Why The Dam Slam?

The Players

The African Queen

(L)orelei

Brown Eye

The Mule

Testimonials

Charlie and Rosie Allnut

Clemens Brentano

Van Morrison

The Lake is Calling, Will You Answer?

Latest News

Welcome to the Dam Slam 2016 Site!

Hello world!